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PAST CLASSICS: Dress for Failure
The Staunton Mall: Regal Cinemas. This place always seemed to be one pebble short of ‘rock bottom’ in terms of quality. I once applied for a job here. Didn’t get it. Probably because our mom insisted that I wear a suit to simply ‘drop off’ my application. I knew something was up when I walked in and everyone stopped what they were doing to look at me. I remember thinking ‘something is mad wrong here.’ Paula still insists that it was a good move to ‘give me an edge’ over the competition.
We bear the same coat of arms. We have been baptized by eagle tears, showered in a hail of Zuesian tightness. You hear two laughs of the same voice. You are confused. Go with it.
