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Team HR Presents: ‘According To Dale’
Dale wants you to recognize that the new deck attachment for his riding mower shreds and mulches leaves simultaneously. While you’re wasting hours raking and bagging, Dale is in 5th gear laughing his way to the nearest couch. Dale might be cordial to your face if he sees you fooling around with a rake, but silently he is ridiculing you and your lineage in his mind. Later, while on vacation, he might mention you to a casual acquaintance in a conversation on either ‘failed lawn-care’ or ‘idiots’ in general.
We bear the same coat of arms. We have been baptized by eagle tears, showered in a hail of Zuesian tightness. You hear two laughs of the same voice. You are confused. Go with it.
